The other day I was talking to my friends about some of the craziest things they have ever heard and which tribe had the craziest views on sex and I was blown away. The way things stand, no tribe takes the cake. We all have some quirky beliefs and myths around sex.
Jumping up and down after sex can prevent pregnancy
Yeah… So apparently it is believed that if a woman jumps up and down after having unprotected sex, she shan’t get pregnant as she will have disrupted the flow of semen up her.
Yeah, what Miley Cyrus father said!
The vagina is meant to smell like fish
Sushi anyone?
And no, that is usually a sign that something is wrong. Perhaps diet or perhaps it’s a symptom of a UTI infection. Still, I wouldnae recommend eating this sushi.
A woman shouldn’t enjoy sex too much
I can’t with this one! This is why women from the Kikuyu community usually lie in bed like dead cockroaches.
Yes, mende kufa styro is a thing!
Always use a condom. It is the only way to safely avoid pregnancies or to protect yourself against STDs. How about choosing from the following selection?
Circumcision makes one immune to contracting HIV
There was a campaign to have members of the Nilotic communities begin to adopt circumcision and one of the advantages cited was the fact that it made it harder for the males to contract HIV. Unfortunately, that bit was lost in translation and now many believe it is the best way to prevent HIV/AIDS
It is a man’s prerogative to sow wild seeds
Most Kenyan communities such as the Luhya community make excuses for men to sow wild oats they have no intention of raising. Among the Luhya and Luo however, as the jokes go, you know a man has been faithful to you when he doesn’t come home with random children for you to raise.
I can’t with this one! This is why women from the Kikuyu community usually lie in bed like dead cockroaches.
Always use a condom. It is the only way to safely avoid pregnancies or to protect yourself against STDs. How about choosing from the following selection?
- Trust ribbed: For those who get off on the thrill of getting there faster. Trust Ribbed are specially designed with deep ribs to provide extra stimulation for her and more satisfaction for both partners
- Trust Classic: For those who spot opportunities and grab them. Trust classic is a lubricated smooth condom made from high quality latex for more natural feel.
- Trust Scented: For those who like to hit the spot. Smooth, lubricated condoms that have a fragrant vanilla scent for heightened sensation during very special moments
- Trust studded: For those who like start and finish strong.
Circumcision makes one immune to contracting HIV
There was a campaign to have members of the Nilotic communities begin to adopt circumcision and one of the advantages cited was the fact that it made it harder for the males to contract HIV. Unfortunately, that bit was lost in translation and now many believe it is the best way to prevent HIV/AIDS
It is a man’s prerogative to sow wild seeds
Most Kenyan communities such as the Luhya community make excuses for men to sow wild oats they have no intention of raising. Among the Luhya and Luo however, as the jokes go, you know a man has been faithful to you when he doesn’t come home with random children for you to raise.
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